For your continued amusement

Just in case any children are reading, let me speak to you directly...

If you happen to come across a cute little wrapped up soft, squishy bundle either in your mom's purse, or some hidden cavern in the car (or some hidden cavern in your AUNT's car), or the bathroom, etc...
and if you unwrap that bundle and find that it immediately expands from the thirds it was folded into into a big, long, hourglass shaped...
thingy...
and IF you then unpeel the waxy paper and find that the long hourglass shaped thingy now has WINGS...
even if all that cool stuff happens...

it

still

IS

NOT

the coolest sticker you've ever come across

AND

should

NOT

be stuck to the inside of that car window while your aunt is pumping gas.

Go on...ask me how I know...